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8 Responses to “Are YOU a Coffee Achiever?”
  1. Justin says:

    Dave, I can’t believe it. Now I understand that one lyric in that Weird Al song, Dare to be Stupid (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/daretobestupid.html)! Thanks! (seriously.)

    It reminds me of how I had to move to California to understand the line about going to “Big 5″ in the Simpsons episode where Homer goes to Clown College and becomes a stand-in for Krusty.

  2. Justin says:

    Wordpress botched the link:
    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/daretobestupid.html

  3. Dave says:

    It’s a poor workman who blames his tools, Justin. :)

  4. Dave says:

    John and Pete formed a band in high school called The Coffee Achievers. Dude, they were awesome.

    Frank and I were in a band called ‘Geist (as in Poltergeist). We were even better.

  5. Pete says:

    the coffee achievers sucked but not as bad as geist

  6. Dave says:

    Coffee Achievers didn’t suck, and you never heard Geist. You only knew about us because of our killer reputation. I think you’re jealous.

    How are them sour grapes tastin’?

  7. Mr. Nibbles says:

    Thaïs me gerent my ahs OB surety…

  8. Dave says:

    My knees never click or snap.

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