I just discovered this site in a friend of mine’s Google Reader Shared Items. It’s almost, but not quite, totally safe-for-work, depending on where it is you work.

Examples:
(the red text in the 3rd picture says “Weasels Ripped My Flesh”. It’s readable in the original post.)

“Whether it’s survival in the backcountry
or hurricane season on the coast,
one can never be too prepared
for the unexpected. “  http://www.mossberg.com/products/default.asp?id=28§ion=products

I was at a garage sale with my brother-in-law who couldn’t make up his mind whether to buy the second-hand lawnmower that appeared to run well and seemed like a good deal, or to purchase a brand new one to replace his old one that had broken.

He needed a lawnmower - he knew that much - and he also knew that buying a new one would clean him out of all his cash. On the other hand, if he bought the second-hand mower to keep a little cash in his pocket and it turned out to be a lemon he would be up the proverbial creek without a paddle. Or rather, eyeball-deep in the weeds without a lawnmower. He just couldn’t make up his mind whether to take the chance or not.

I decided to help him along for his peace of mind and so I could find some shade. I pulled a quarter out of my pocket.

“OK”, I said, “If it comes up heads, you buy this one, and if it’s tails, you get a new one. Ready?” I made sure I had his attention. We both knew this was going to count.

“One… two… three!” I spun the quarter high into the air and yelled out “CALL IT!”

“HEADS!” he shouted back.

I caught the quarter and put it in my pocket. “So buy the damn thing already and let’s go. It’s hot.”