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clevermonkey blog » Dave, We Need To Talk

I’m sorry, Dave, there’s something I need to tell you.

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3 Responses to “Dave, We Need To Talk”
  1. Dave says:

    Vegan Eggnog:

    Ingredients:

    * 21 oz extra-firm silken tofu
    * 2 cups soymilk
    * 2/3 cup light brown sugar
    * 1/4 tsp salt
    * 1 cup cold water
    * 1 cup rum or brandy
    * 4 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
    * 20 ice cubes
    * Nutmeg

    Preparation:
    Crumble the tofu and blend with soymilk, sugar and salt. Blend until smooth. Pour into mixing bowl, and whisk in water, rum and vanilla. Cover and refrigerate. To serve, blend half of mixture with 10 ice cubes until frothy. Repeat with other half of nog. Serve with a sprinkle of nutmeg.
    Serves 10, you bastard.

  2. Justin says:

    The thing is that I would actually make that :-).

  3. Justin says:

    If you go through those lyrics and actually make a blog post on every internet pop culture reference in there, I will personally make you a batch of vegan egg nog.

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