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clevermonkey blog » Don’t potchkeh around…

(4) Make some Jewish friends.

(5) Watch the Daily Show with John Stewart. He’s a real mensch (rhymes with “bench”).

4 Responses to “Don’t potchkeh around…”
  1. John says:

    Have a bagel with a shmear.

  2. Mr. Nibbles says:

    A Pap shmear?

  3. John says:

    No, I believe you have the delightful topping of a bagel confused with either the guitarist from such bands as
    The Germs, Nirvana and the Foo Fighters or the medical examination that checks for changes in the cells of the female cervix.
    Pat Smear’s father was of German/Jewish descent, though.
    Which might lead one to believe that he wasn’t so skittish towards Yiddish.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Smear
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pap_smear

  4. John says:

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