In what would develop into an international missing persons case, police now claim they have located the missing youths. “It turns out it was all a mistake”, quipped Lt. Mike O’Daniels from the Interpol Missing Persons Unit. “They were never supposed to be on our list - go figure, We F*d up!”
The two were found quite well, yet a bit older, arthritic, but happily married and living in their own homes. They were both surprised at all the fuss when contacted.

“I’m stoked”, said John, about the media coverage as he gulped a Heineken and popped a cheese doodle into his mouth. “I feel like Joe the Plumber except less famous for no reason”.

“I can’t believe all the hubbub!”, exclaimed Dave as he sipped a Long Island Ice-tea and scooped up a heaping velveeta nacho into his eager gullet. “I hope they take my name off of those milk cartons now. I’ve developed a lactose intolerance of late”, he added.

Police have now closed the books on this case.

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