Sep 09 2008

Nellie

Posted by: Dave in Life

Did I ever post this? I forget. Ironical, isn’t it?

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1. Mr. Nibbles says:
   September 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am

   Need help with riddle o’ the elephant and the tampon machine.

2. Dave says:
   September 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

   There was a Woot! photoshop contest where we had to work the product of the day into a picture of some theme or another… I forget. Anyway, the product is a mattress. Probably not clear… oh well.

3. John says:
   September 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am

   Dave, WTF?
   Your explanation makes less sense than the photo. If that is possible. You Suck! Shit-Heel!
   Love,
   John.

4. Dave says:
   September 11th, 2008 at 7:31 am

   Let me ’splaining.

   Woot.com holds photoshop contests. Often the contest requires that you use their product of the day in some scenario or another. For this contest entry, the product was a mattress, but I have forgotten the other requirements that brought an elephant into it. It might have been, “Monkeys like to jump on beds. Show us how *your* pet would enjoy the new hypothalmic ornithoptic super-matress.” Anyway, I forget. (Ironic, isn’t it? I mean, considering the subject of my entry was an elephant, and how elephants-never-forget and all that?)

   There is an old joke that asks how you can tell when an Elephant has her period. The punchline is that there’s a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing. So that, in essence, is the joke behind this photoshop contest entry. There’s a lady elephant getting a mattress out of a vending machine. Tee hee.

5. Mr. Nibbles says:
   September 11th, 2008 at 8:18 am

   Ted Stevens was right: the internets is a series of tangled-up tubes.

6. Mr. Nibbles says:
   September 11th, 2008 at 8:22 am

   Dave, some hacker intercepted your explanation and replaced it with gibberish.
   Could you please send it again through the Internets?
   Thanks.

7. Mr. Nibbles says:
   September 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am

   Dave, I’m sorry.
   That was mean.
   I’m a big meanie.
   Shame on me.

8. Dave says:
   September 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am

   Are you generally happy, or unhappy?
   Whom do you feel is responsible?

9. Mr. Nibbles says:
   September 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am

   Unhappy.
   The Muppets.

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