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clevermonkey blog » Watch and Wait.

I’m sure you’ve heard about recent Oil discoveries in Brazil.

Hmmm. Hasn’t the CIA mentioned terrorist activity in the region? I wonder how long it will be before there is a perceived need to secure the region for the safety of the world.

CNN: “…South Americans call this place the triple border, a tourist haven, the spot where the nations of Argentina, Brazil and Paraguay intersect at one of the natural wonders of the world, Iguazu Falls.In counter-terrorism circles, it is known as something else: a terrorist haven, a land of porous borders and base for terrorism financing and planning…”

FBI Director Robert Mueller has already warned congress how aliens from countries with ties to Al-Qaeda secure false identities in Brazil before entering the US through Mexico.

“For sure, members, facilitators, and sympathizers of Islamic terrorist organizations are present in our hemisphere,” Adm. Jim Stavridis, head of the U.S. Southern Command, writes in an article in the fall edition of Americas Quarterly journal. “We consider Latin America and the Caribbean as being highly likely bases for future terrorist threats to the U.S. and others.”

In related news, the Los Angeles communities of Bell and Cudahy is where a special task force broke what at first seemed to be a small-time drug and counterfeit clothing ring. The operation run by Arab-American and Latino suspects didn’t appear at first to be terrorism-related, but sources say Operation Bell Bottoms targeted a “classic case of terrorism financing,” with the defendants smuggling profits from selling dope and counterfeit goods in L.A. back to Iran-backed Shiite terror group Hezbollah in Syria and Lebanon.

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After enacting their alleged plan and upsetting Southern California aesthetics with this rash of counterfeit clothing (although genuinely ugly), the operatives intended to leverage the inevitable fashion backlash, and introduce a more tasteful line of garments, thereby generating more substantial income. Their intention was to then grow into a bizarre sort of slave trade, expanding their ‘designer’ label beyond simple clothing manufacture. By this avenue, their operatives would be well positioned across America to exert their influence among our communities.

2 Responses to “Watch and Wait.”
  1. Dave says:

    How can a stuffed animal fly? Makes no sense.

  2. Dave says:

    Amen, brother. Now that’s talkin’ tough turkey. Anyone who disagrees can get stuffed.

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